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Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.12 04:23:00 -
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Vote Hockles for CSM7. Wait, no. He's 12. Vote Hockles for CSM 13. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.12 04:31:00 -
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doombreed52 wrote:posting in soon to be locked thread nice going there buddy good choices with "hockles" enjoy eve before you biomass. Xenuria's secret campaign strategy: Today, run for the CSM. Tomorrow, run from the FBI. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
9
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Posted - 2012.02.12 04:36:00 -
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IntegralHellsing wrote:Devilish Ledoux wrote:doombreed52 wrote:posting in soon to be locked thread nice going there buddy good choices with "hockles" enjoy eve before you biomass. Xenuria's secret campaign strategy: Today, run for the CSM. Tomorrow, run from the FBI. Run to Iceland? Wonder if that would work ... Nope! |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.13 05:18:00 -
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Johanne D'Arc wrote:Xenuria, please list your in game achievements so we can all see how useless you truly are. Me, I want a list of all of the things he believes that he has achieved. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.13 05:18:00 -
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I don't expect it will take long to compile that list. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.14 04:28:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:Well aren't you a bunch of cool kids talking about all your friends and how you all talk to each other and stuff. When I get elected to CSM I will make friends with the devs. They will be my friends and will introduce me to girls even if spaghetti does boil out of my pockets. If you're trolling, you are dumb. If you are not trolling, you are dumb as hell. Someone who once tried to pass himself off as a Goon (before trying to pass himself off as a 4channer) should know that we have a lot of experience with self-diagnosed autistics (along with 'diagnosed by an actual doctor' autistics) with the firmly-held belief that their inability to meaningfully communicate with their fellow humans gives them some special status and/or that they are somehow superior to those of us who are not socially and emotionally (edit) stunted.
My my, that certainly was a long sentence. Anyway, TL;DR: The brief time we will spend having fun at your expense is not proof that you are popular or interesting. Sorry to be the one to tell you. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.14 17:14:00 -
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Xenuria, please list your accomplishments related to Eve. Also, please list accomplishments in other areas that you believe are relevant to your candidacy.
Also, I'm not sure I understand the value of your concept of "majority rule". Prior to the formation of the CSM, it was widely believed (often incorrectly) that the key to making changes in Eve was to complain loudly and often about whatever issue bothered you. Of course, this complaining was done by a vocal minority, while the majority of players simply adapted to gameplay changes or, in some cases, found other games to play. Please explain how your idea of supporting whatever idea people are yelling about a) qualifies as majority rule and b) is any different from how player feedback was gathered pre-CSM. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.14 17:53:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:Johanne D'Arc wrote:Devilish Ledoux wrote:Xenuria, please list your accomplishments related to Eve. I do not feel that accomplishments in eve have any effect on my ability to lead or work with others collaboratively. If you are voting for whoever has the most space cash or rare ships then you are doing it wrong. I agree that one's Eve-related accomplishments should not be the sole measure of a candidate. That's why I also asked if you had any accomplishments in other areas. I do believe that a successful candidate must have some way to highlight their understanding of and dedication to Eve. At the very least, a successful candidate must be able to highlight their dedication to online gaming in general. In fact, can you name one person who has been elected to the CSM who didn't have some in-game accomplishments that made them interesting and important in Eve before being elected? I'm no Eve historian, but all of the candidates I can think of had done something of note in game before running. Yes, even Jade Constantine.
So, second chance. What are the personal accomplishments - in Eve or elsewhere - that you believe make you a viable candidate? |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.14 18:19:00 -
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And how do you believe those accomplishments make you a viable candidate? I, myself have multiple advanced degrees and a genius-level IQ, so I have a keen understanding of how useful education is (ie, very useful for work directly related to that education, hardly useful at all elsewhere.) Being very intelligent isn't nearly as useful as most people think, either.
Also, and this is just my opinion, here: Saying you did anything for "Anonymous" is not going to help you in the least, since it is both impossible to prove and more than a little contrary to the very concept of anonymity. I will let other, lesser trolls, comment on your stint as a youth counselor. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.16 03:57:00 -
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Do I even need to say anything at this point? He's just self-trolling now.
Edit: "Best hope for Eve." Jesus wept. |
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Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.17 23:54:00 -
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Quaylah wrote:I think I saw somewhere in one the other wasteland trails he's left online that he claims to have a genius level IQ.
However, I didn't see a trace of that in this thread. Just another person with more idealism than common sense.
Psych major with no people skills. The psych major I knew is a postal carrier. In my experience, the only people who brag about being a genius are lying. Actual geniuses know its practical limitations. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.18 04:30:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:Presentation is half the battle when trying to get people to like something. It is a battle that you have lost. Sorry. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.18 15:27:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:I am pretty sure I already explained this numerous times but here goes.
Current Problems with EVE: Outfits are gender specific Secondary sex characteristics are gender specific There are only 2 gender options Hairstyles are gender specific Makeup is gender specific
You get the idea.
This needs to be fixed. It says a lot about your fitness as a candidate that you honestly believe that CCP should spend finite man-hours on coding breasts and dresses for male avatars and/or adding an entirely new gender to the avatars so that a tiny minority of players can roleplay a space transsexual (which is nothing new; see also, Jade Constantine) while several times more would just slap boobs on their dude and say "LOL boobs". I find it especially troubling that you think that this is more important than ... oh, ANYthing that the developers are actually doing and planning to do. On its best day, a "Boobs for Dudes" patch would be the lowest priority item in the history of Eve. Maybe, just maybe, someday in the far future, some dev will say, "Well, we've done everything else that neede ddoing and we can't think of anything new to add to the game, so maybe we'll let male avatars have some makeup or something" item. The fact that you're willing to take that incredibly low-priority vanity issue and make it a campaign platform ... yes, it says quite a lot about you.
I'd like to suggest a new campaign slogan for you:
Xenuria: He's different, alright. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.18 18:14:00 -
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Xenuria, please consider the upcoming features currently mentioned in the recent Dev Blogs and list all features that you feel should have a lower priority than DwB (Dudes with Boobs). And no more of this talk of "CCP has infinite man-hours" or I'll be forced you make you look even more clueless. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.19 04:25:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:I still have the required likes. I will be moderately surprised if you get even half as many votes as you've had 'likes'. It's one thing to upvote an obvious train wreck of a candidate for comedy value, quite another to waste votes on them. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.20 02:55:00 -
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The problem with joke candidates is that, sooner or later, people stop laughing. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.20 16:32:00 -
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Krutoj wrote:PS: I will go now read the Who am I section.
Edit: didnt find any, who are you? He won't answer that, but I will. You're welcome. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.21 04:57:00 -
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IHaveCandyGetInTheVan69 wrote:Xenuria wrote:
Wait? What?
I have a girlfriend?
News to me.
What? A young stud like you hasn't been spoken for? My word!
Is what you should have said.
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Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.23 16:17:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:I guess all the goons got tired of sperging in my thread.
Devilish Ledoux wrote:The problem with joke candidates is that, sooner or later, the joke gets old.
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Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.01 06:11:00 -
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Okay, I'm calling it. It's 06:11 Eve time. Candidacy died due to pussyfarts. |
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Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.02 07:15:00 -
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I just want to see how many social defects actually vote for this clown. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.07 00:04:00 -
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Xenuria, how do you respond to accusations that, while Goons, TESTes and even PL were dying to defend C-J, you were safely docked up a handful of jumps away, sitting in a room by yourself watching your character sit in a room by itself?
I was there.Gäó |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.07 01:15:00 -
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So because your alliance's friends are being helped by your personal enemies, you boycotted the defense of your alliance's home? Thanks for clearing that up. Good luck with the election. |

Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.07 02:48:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:http://pastebin.com/kTy0hySs
UAxDEATH tried to blackmail me and has since forced me to leave my corp and the alliance because I am running for the CSM.
The funny part about the fact that he thinks you're stealing his votes is that he assumes you're getting votes. |
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